What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

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Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

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What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury. :)

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What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.