Neigh Jokes

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

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What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move?

The Neigh Neigh.

What do you call a story about beastiality?

Fifty Shades of Neigh

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