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A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.
Put it in the back yard.
Neigh-boars.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
The Neigh Neigh.
Fifty Shades of Neigh
One goes quick and the other goes quack!
If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !
The
How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.
Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na
It smells like teen spirit.
None, he just has some WATAH!
Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.
In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.
They never got a reaction out of him.
To see if blondes have more fun.
Because they always take a fence
Because people are dying to get in!