3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
He was a rough rider!
Horses
The Boston marathon finish line.
3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o
my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.
Olive.
I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.
The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.
A carrot. :
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
Somebody took a corner!
Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!
They hate getting cured.
The Muppets
Because it's a loaded question!
Neigh-boars.
