3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
A: The dog taped his mouth.
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
He was a rough rider!
Hay bail.
Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
About 3 replies in the top comment thread.
3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o
3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.
A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.
He called the piano tuna!
Meh
Namaste.
A timely manor.
He's making bankon.
They hate getting cured.
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
This club can't even handle me right now
Neigh-boars.
A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.