What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why is Helen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog is also blind

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A: A hobby horse.

Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What's Sarah Jessica Parker's favorite dance move?

The Neigh Neigh.

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.