What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why couldn't the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

How do you get a horse out of jail?

Hay bail.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience?

About 3 replies in the top comment thread.

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What do you call a clock tower somebody lives in?

A timely manor.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.