Why aren't pigs invited to black tie events?

Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!

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Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

Why aren't pigs invited to black tie events?

Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!