Why aren't pigs invited to black tie events?

Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

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What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

When is a pig not quite a pig?

A: When it's oink-ognito.

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What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

Why aren't pigs invited to black tie events?

Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!