What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

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What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

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Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

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What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.