What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

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What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

What's the only difference between a near sighted and a far sighted gynecologist ?

A wet nose.

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What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese