One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.
One less drunk.
The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!
The pizza can feed a family of four.
They're both cheesy.
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
Misspell the paunch line.
halloumi
Nacho cheese
