Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

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Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

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Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

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How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore