Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

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What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

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Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

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What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

What's better than being the first Black President of the United States?

Being the 45th white one.