Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

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Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

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What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

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What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

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What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

Who get saved?

The United States of America