What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

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What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

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Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

What do you call a county that lacks a modern telecommunications system?

Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"

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What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

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Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

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Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore