What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

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What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

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What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?

You probably won't get it.

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

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Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Who get saved?

The United States of America

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Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.