The 45th President of the United States of America.
He ate himself.
A Soviet Reunion.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?
New-fang-land.
Make America 8 again
It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.
All of it.
The United States of America
Warning: Gore