Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

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Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

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Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.