Why I don't joke about politicians?

Because I don't joke about jokes.

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What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!