Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

God Jokes More God Jokes

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

What's Satan's main social media site?

Pentagram