Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

A Cache-Advance

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

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What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle?

It's always right.

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What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

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Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

What's Satan's main social media site?

Pentagram