Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

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What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles?

Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.

What's the difference between arguing with a girl and arguing with a knife?

The knife has a point

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What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit?

What's Allepo "

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What did Satan name his new bar?

The BeelzebPub

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.