What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did the computer say?

too weak.

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

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How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

Logic Jokes More Logic Jokes

Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.