What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

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What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

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Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

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Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic