What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's funnier than a dead baby?

Dead baby in clowns costume.

What's worse than one dead baby nailed to ten trees?

One live baby nailed to ten trees.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack