What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.