What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

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What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

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Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

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How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)