What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

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What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

What is Mozart doing right now?

De-composing

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How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)