What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

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What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

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What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)