Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

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What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

What was Beethoven's girlfriend's name?

Bae-thoven. I'll