Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

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What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more?

An extractor fan

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

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What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

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Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base