What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.