What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

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Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

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What do cannonballs do when they fall in love?

They make bbs

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

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What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.