What two states are opposites?

A: Maryland and Misury

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What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

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Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

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What two states are opposites?

A: Maryland and Misury

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.