What two states are opposites?

A: Maryland and Misury

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What is the opposite of leapfrog?

Toadstool

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

Maryland Jokes More Maryland Jokes

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

What two states are opposites?

A: Maryland and Misury