What two states are opposites?

A: Maryland and Misury

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What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

What is the opposite of an autist?

A socialist.

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Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

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What two states are opposites?

A: Maryland and Misury

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.