What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

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Which state has the most progressive bathroom laws?

Transylvania.

What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What is an Arkansas virgin?

A girl who can run faster than her brothers.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

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What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son