What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

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Which state has the most progressive bathroom laws?

Transylvania.

What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

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How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

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What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas