What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

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What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

Which state has the worst carbonated drinks?

Menace-Soda.

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Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

A: Highway 55.

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What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.