Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

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Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

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What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

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What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!