They all live in Arkansas
Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.
He found a hair in one.
A Buccaneer
they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"
Roofs.
My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.
They can't stop licking their paws.
Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."
Arkansas
Baryon my wayward son!