Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

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Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

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What is a Budget?

A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

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What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son