What is a Budget?

A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Where do toilets live?

Porcel Lane.

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What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

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Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.