What is a Budget?

A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

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Where does sans live?

Sans francisco

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea?

I mean cry me a river river right

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.