What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

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Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

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How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

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What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!

What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

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Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.