What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

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What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?

A polo bear !

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

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How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

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Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

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What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.