What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

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What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

very little

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

What is a Budget?

A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.