What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.