Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.