Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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How does it feel to have your head separated from your body?

It tears your apart.

What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

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What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

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When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.