Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?

Cuz aparently he likes "snow".

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

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How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.