How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

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When is a pentagon not a pentagon?

When it's intercepted by a separate plane.

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

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How do reptilians melt steel beams?

thermite.

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.