How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

Pentagon Jokes More Pentagon Jokes

When is a pentagon not a pentagon?

When it's intercepted by a separate plane.

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

3edgy5me

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

Jet Fuel Jokes More Jet Fuel Jokes

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Steel Beam Jokes More Steel Beam Jokes

How do reptilians melt steel beams?

thermite.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams