How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

What is it called when a large piece of foliage is the same on both sides?

Symmetree.

Pentagon Jokes More Pentagon Jokes

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!

Jet Fuel Jokes More Jet Fuel Jokes

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Steel Beam Jokes More Steel Beam Jokes

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11