How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

Pentagon Jokes More Pentagon Jokes

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

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What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Jet Fuel Jokes More Jet Fuel Jokes

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Steel Beam Jokes More Steel Beam Jokes

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

How do reptilians melt steel beams?

thermite.