Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

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Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

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What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

Why is turkey happy?

It just escaped from a coop.

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.