Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

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Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry?

Chicken tikka m'sala

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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Why does a chicken coupe only have two doors?

Because if it had four it would be a sedan.

Why do all chicken coupes have two doors?

Because if they had four doors they would be sedans.