Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

Coop Jokes More Coop Jokes

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why is turkey happy?

It just escaped from a coop.

Trade Jokes More Trade Jokes

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Sedan Jokes More Sedan Jokes

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.