Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?

What if I want something that works violently right now "

What do we want!?

No daylight savings!" "When do we want it! " "An hour ago!!!"

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.

Coop Jokes More Coop Jokes

What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

because then they would be Chicken sedans

Trade Jokes More Trade Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Sedan Jokes More Sedan Jokes

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.