What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?

The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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What is a jockey's motto?

Put your money where your mount is!

Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.