What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

What's the difference between a thug and a phone charger?

A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

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Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.