What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

A: 3 years

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

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What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.