What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

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What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

Trade Jokes More Trade Jokes

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.