What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

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What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

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Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

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What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

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Who's there ! Cellar ! Cellar who ?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired !

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.