What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

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How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down"

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Cellar Jokes More Cellar Jokes

What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

they both like to root around in your cellar

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.