Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Being carafe-ful.
Shartonnay
Because there are too many zinfandel's.
Both mature in a cellar.
A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.
It smells like teen spirit.
They wine too much.
Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.
Too many Tannens.
Wine gets better as it gets older
Couple's Daily Question Mug
None, he just has some WATAH!
I can't pair wines like this.
Smells like teen spirit.
Chardon-neigh.
Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.
Maulbec
2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat
A: It depends on the age.
He knew better than to drink and derive.
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
Wine
White Infidel.
In the cabernet
He got hammered with his buddies.
I set* ***who*** *free "*
One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.
You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.
Because he couldn't find a Date!
Raisin bran
A bit cross.
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
Booze Clues.
Because people are dying to get in there.
Because they are surrounded by drafts!
to the dog.
A liar.
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
He was talking on his shellphone.
