What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog?

Nina

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!