What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

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Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

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What do you call a wine loving horse?

Chardon-neigh.

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!