What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.