What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

Why do terrorists hate wine?

Because there are too many zinfandel's.

Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.