Little Girl Jokes

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

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Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog?

Nina

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

What did the little girl with no arms, no legs, blind, deaf and mute get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart?

Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.

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How long does guacamole last in the fridge?

Please say a year.

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

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How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

What do you call a calm Asian?

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Where did Robin Williams go after he died?

To the Mork.

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

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What did the Japanese stoner say?

Toke yo

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

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