Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.
She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.
A: She wanted to be a nurse.
Because umbrellas cant walk.
You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.
One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.
DIP
Kermit the frogs finger.
Honey.
So the can smell like big girls!
