Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!
You can hear their brooms tick!
Lindt choclate.
One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.
Cat Farts...
So the can smell like big girls!