Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

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What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

A private tooter

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Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

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What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

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How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

How do deaf people meet online?

Simple, they just ask "ASL?"