Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

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What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

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Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

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What smells bad and sounds like a bell?

Dung! Get it?!

Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

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How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.