Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.

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What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.

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Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

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When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!

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Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.