What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

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What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

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Why do women put on makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad...

What did one eyeball say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

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What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

What was the German Shepard's defense at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."