What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

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What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

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How does he smell?

A: Terrible!

What's black and smells like Shiraz?

Tyrone Lannister

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Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

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What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!