When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What does Deadpool need?

Someone to merc him shut up.

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?

Only one if you run him through slowly!

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Truth Jokes More Truth Jokes

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.