What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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What's your favorite Andrew "Dice" Clay Joke?

Including dirty nursery rhymes.

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.