What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What's your favorite Andrew "Dice" Clay Joke?

Including dirty nursery rhymes.

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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Why aren't cremations given out for free?

Because you have to urn them.

What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

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What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.