What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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What did one lawyer say to another lawyer?

We are both lawyers.

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

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Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?

Because he'd urn-ed it.

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!