Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?

Because he'd urn-ed it.

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What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.

Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?

Because he'd urn-ed it.

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Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?

Because he'd urn-ed it.

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.