Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

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Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What do you call terrorists who have degrees in material science and electromagnetic theory?

HysterISIS

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Why aren't cremations given out for free?

Because you have to urn them.

Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus?

Because he'd urn-ed it.

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Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"