Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

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Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

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What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

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What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

Why aren't cremations given out for free?

Because you have to urn them.

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How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.