Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

Urn Jokes More Urn Jokes

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!

Potter Jokes More Potter Jokes

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"