Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

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Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

Where will you never find a hipster fish?

The mainstream

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What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other?

Lets get Jobs!

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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How do fish get high?

Seaweed

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed