Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

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Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

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How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

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Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed?

Norigami.