Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

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What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.