Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

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What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium! I'll see myself out now...

Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

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What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed?

Norigami.