What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

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Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

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Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

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Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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