What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

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What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.