What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

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What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

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What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.