What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

What is a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant?

Well, you might think that it'd be Arrrrby's, but they are actually quite fond of Long John Silvers.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

What do you call a girl who friend zones you?

M'lady

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.