What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

Previous Random Joke Next

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"