What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do black people and Apple Inc. have in common?

They have no jobs

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"