What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

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What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

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What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

What would the name on the cat's bowl be?

It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl.

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

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Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained