What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

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What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

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Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.