What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.