What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

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Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

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What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

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What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"