What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

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What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.

What does your Dad sell ?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

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What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.