What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.