How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

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Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

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What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator