How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

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What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew

What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!