What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew