What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

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I'm a Taylor too.

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White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.