What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

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What do you call a funny hill?

Hilarious ... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :

How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

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Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.