What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

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What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

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How do you catch a unique bunny?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way.

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.