What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

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How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?

it has a blue light !

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

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What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

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Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.