Habit Jokes

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

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What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.