Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

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What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

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What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset?

Your sister's hymen.

What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

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What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

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What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.