Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call the Mother Superior of a corrupt convent?

Nun the Wiser

How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

Nun.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit