Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

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What's black and white with red all over it?

A nun with multiple stab wounds.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

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What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.

What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit