What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

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Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team?

One of them is a bunch of cunning runts

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun