How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

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How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song?

Can't Touch This"

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How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.