How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.