How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!