How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.