How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.