Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

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I feel a bit overdressed."

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Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.