Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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Because old habits die hard.

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You better not make a habit out of this.

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What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.