Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What is yellow and wears a mask?

A: The Lone Lemon.

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Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

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Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire