Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

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Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

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Namaste

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How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

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Cold turkey.

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What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.