Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

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What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

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What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

What is a religious gorilla called?

A monk-ey

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What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

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Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire