Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

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They both died when they were really popular.

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How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

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Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

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They get chapped lips

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard