Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

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Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

What is a religious gorilla called?

A monk-ey

Old Habit Jokes More Old Habit Jokes

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.