Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.