Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

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What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

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What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Why do nuns hate laundry day?

They always fall back on old habits.