What doesn't float to the top when it dies?

A day old reddit post.

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Why did the integer drown?

Because it can't float.

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.