What doesn't float to the top when it dies?

A day old reddit post.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!