What doesn't float to the top when it dies?

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.